Madeline Smith advertises shampoo.

Those vikings again, pillaging, laundering, running amok.

"Prepare yourselves," our leader said.

"I have. I've washed my hair in one of Supersoft's new shampoos.

They make eyes, you know, each with good old-fashioned things in them,

like honey and almonds, chestnuts, herbs, and lemon and malt vinegar."