Vanessa Veracruz and Ryan Ryans love each other

This, ladies. This is called a dilator. What is that? Well, it's kind of like a vibrator,

but it's not. My mom's pussy is really, really tight. Like, just as small as like, when we

were born. Oh my god. So she has to use this to stretch her pussy out. To have sex? No.

To use a tampon. I told you she's a man-hater. So... She's a lesbian, huh? I think we're

all lesbians here. Well, maybe you two, but I'm not. Yes you are, Ryan. No, I'm not. You