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So listen, I'm sorry, sir, but I don't have a reservation under that name.

Well, as usual, from 7 to 17.

So I do have the same dates, but for next month, sir.

Wait, I've been coming here with my wife for 18 years. I'm not a complete idiot. I'm not gonna make a reservation in August when I come here all the time in July.

No, but there are limits to bullshit.